Warning! A few of these are NSFW for bad language.
This is the last set for Pride and Prejudice. I have a few headlines in mind for Mansfield Park, but after that, there will probably only be stragglers if something new on The Onion strikes me. Thanks for following along!
The last two are thanks to @JanetRutter
Previous Austen + The Onion Headlines:
Original post from tumblr that inspired all this.